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Topic: Jokes
Section: Damn Women Drivers!
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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was
a Woman

In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph

With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much:

I dropped My electric shaver ,
Which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked My cell phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!

Splashed, And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And
Disconnected an Important call.

Damn women drivers!!!
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