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Section: Old Farmer's Advice
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€ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
€ Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
€ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
€ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
€ Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
€ Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
€ Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
€ Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
€ It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
€ You cannot unsay a cruel word.
€ Every path has a few puddles.
€ When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
€ The best sermons are lived, not preached.
€ Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
€ Don't judge folks by their relatives.
€ Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
€ Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
€ Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
€ Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
€ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
€ Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
€ The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
€ Always drink upstream from the herd.
€ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
€ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
€ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
€ Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.