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Section: The Pastor's Donkey
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The Pastor's Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor
pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The
next day, the local paper headline
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in
a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The
next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it
could run wild. The next day the headlines
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be
yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about everyone else's
ass and you'll live longer and be a lot happier!