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Section: A Russian arrives in New York....
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, Thank-you, Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!
The passerby says, No hablo, I Mexicano.
The Russian continues and encounters another passerby. Thank-you for having such a beautiful country here in America!
The person says, I no American I Vietnamese.
The Russian continues, sees another pedestrian and attempts to shake his hand, Thank-you for the wonderful America!
That person pulled away his hand and said, I am from the Middle East I am NOT an American!
Finally, the Russian sees what appears to be a nice lady and asks, Are you an American?
No, the lady replies, I m from Africa!
Confused, the Russian asks, Where are all the Americans?
The African lady checks her watch and says, Probably at work!