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Topic: Jokes
Section: A Russian arrives in New York....
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,  Thank-you, Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!

The passerby says,  No hablo, I Mexicano.

The Russian continues and encounters another passerby.  Thank-you for having such a beautiful country here in America!

The person says,  I no American  I Vietnamese.

The Russian continues, sees another pedestrian and attempts to shake his hand,  Thank-you for the wonderful America!

That person pulled away his hand and said,  I am from the Middle East  I am NOT an American!

Finally, the Russian sees what appears to be a nice lady and asks,  Are you an American?

 No, the lady replies,  I m from Africa!

Confused, the Russian asks,  Where are all the Americans?

The African lady checks her watch and says,  Probably at work!
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