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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote, mountainous pasture in M

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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He

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Two friends, a Trader and an Investor, walk up to the roulette wheel in a casino

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A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "mug or long neck?"

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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they

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Barbie was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the c

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Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see whic

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As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin

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Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budwe

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Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden th

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight aga

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Why I Send Jokes More in this Category The man was enjoying the walk, when it su


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One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and befo

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A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the docto

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Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One

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BLACK ROBBERS - True Story                                                 By

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Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket? A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was cro

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A beautiful blonde woman walked onto an airplane and headed for first class wher

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BOOBS AND WILLIES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his fathe

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A poet and a scientist were traveling together on a plane. The scientist was bor

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BORN BAPTIST Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux would fire up his outdoor

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A doctor calls his patient and says; "The check you gave me for my bill came ba

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Box of chocolates For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were ma

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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's


Bubba Next time you go to the doctors, no matter what kind of doctor...Think ab

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"Bubba's New Truck" One day Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw h


He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from reverse bulemia.

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke

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May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care. A to

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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on

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California Girls...Gotta love 'em Four women were driving across the country..


A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in he

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The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night

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A cannibal goes into a butcher shop to buy something nice for dinner. The owner

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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eate


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by

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“I don’t want a car,” said the farmer to the persistent salesman. “I need a new

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A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brot

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The Cat's Diary : Day 183 of my captivity: My captors dine lavishly on fresh m

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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat l

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Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them

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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb? T

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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collisio

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Chelsea Clinton went to Iraq and during her tour she asked the soldiers what

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O


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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chi

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Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's

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If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. Grand

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There's a lot to be said about marital bliss... A while back there was an openi

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, inte

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In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage. The

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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsy


Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? A. Look, No hands!

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Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters, Joan says, my daughter

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When I born, I black, when I grow up, I black, when I go in sun, I black, whe


Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.  He looked up and said weakly:  "I

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I was having trouble with my computer.  So I called Eric, the 11 year old next

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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car i

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A man’s car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came alo

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Cowboy and the Yuppie A cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when su

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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat s


ON COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our Government

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The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out


In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth

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“Dad, the career counselor said that with a mind like mine I should study crimin

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Curio Shop A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at

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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean h


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"What’s this daily charge for ‘fruit’?" The hotel guess asked the manager. “We d

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The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW.  For the first

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman

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Candidates for the Darwin Award!:   Number One Idiot of 2005   I am a medica

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An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The man

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"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly Ame

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Did you hear about the rock’n’roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?

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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company

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During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The follo

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I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local towns

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A frantic woman had dialed 911. “Police, fire, or ambulance?” asked the operato

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What is Dihydrogen Monoxide? Dihydrogen Monoxide: The dangers, uses and potent

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A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things peo

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A doctor taking care of his last appointment of the day gives this man a thoroug

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A man visiting a doctor says; "Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I b


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The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided t


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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window an

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The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who pa


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Take Me To Jail A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles

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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are

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A DRY TOWN In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't a place to get

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A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk "Excuse me; I

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Duck in a Bar A duck walks into a bar and asks: 'Got any Bread?' Bartender says:

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A Dying Wish An old pastor was dying.  He summoned the local IRS agent and his

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Read this from Readers Digest a long time ago: One day a cowpoke riding the pla


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Q: How many voters does it take to elect Obama or McCain? A: Diebold.

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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall fo


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Why parents drink.... A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to s

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There's a story about a military pilot calling for a priority landing because hi

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SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier a


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young E


Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound

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It was the first day of school after summer vacation. The kids had all arrived i

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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to vis

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A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, t

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EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why wo


Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness progr


Know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed!


An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that

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"Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked tha

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“The economy is weird.” Remarked one worker to another. “My bank failed before

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Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons

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Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries fr

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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and b

  Farmer's wife119503.html 

This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside

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It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman... On a recent transa

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A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his de

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Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they

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A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion

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"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to l

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A man taking a woman home after their first date asks if he can come inside for


Q: What do you call a fish with two knees? A: A two knee fish! (tuna)


Two men out fishing for carp. One fellow stands up and as he does, his wallet fa

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Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a news

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This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were

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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After

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A woman's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over on

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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable crui

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A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the

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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's lif

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When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end

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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great f

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Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she st

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Ad in paper: FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volu


If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a

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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes


Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The

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A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teac

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Wanta hear a funny story about my divorce? Sure. Me too.

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer i

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Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight atte

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You Know You re A Gear Head When: When the first thought that comes to mind wh

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It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman withou

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Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she


Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect o


A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He p


A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and


Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. Dur

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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely

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Employer: We can pay you 75 dollars a week now and 100 dollars a week in eight m


It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gift


“Hello, Ginger!” Her brother called cheerily to his sister. “Don’t call me Ginge

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Well, .......  Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally t

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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. He

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Here's the truth of the matter…   This equation should be taught in all math cla

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A young apprentice optometrist recently got careless and got his hand caught in

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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!!   A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have b

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The Gold Toilet It doesn't matter what party you lean toward, this is funny....


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