A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. ³What time do you open up in the morning?² he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. ³Listen, the owner shouted, ³there¹s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn¹t let a person in your condition in‹³
³I don¹t want to get in,² the caller interjected. ³I want to get out.²
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