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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Resuscitate Me Table of Contents to this Topic |
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There is a knock on the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks out, and a man is standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A moment later thereÕs another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, but the man disappears once again. ÒHey, are you playing games with me?Ó Saint Peter calls after him, rather annoyed. ÒNoÓ the manÕs distant voice replies anxiously. ÒThey are trying to resuscitate me.Ó |
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