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Topic: Jokes
Section: Dying Wish
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A Dying Wish

An old pastor was dying.  He summoned the local IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.

As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
 
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled; and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything.

Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old pastor would ask them to be with him during his final moments.

They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally,the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?"

The old pastor mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go!"
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