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Topic: Jokes
Section: Bar, Three Bragging Mice in a
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Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at  night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first  mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He  turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my  back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in  my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make  off with the cheese."

   The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and  nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and  replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can,  take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each  morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

   The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The  third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have  time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
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