Sympathetic Vibratory Physics -It's a Musical Universe!
GoTo Home Button GoTo Master index ButtonGoTo Whats New ButtonGoTo FAQ ButtonGoTo SVPForum Button GoTo Catalog ButtonGoTo SVPNotes Button
In court? Need assistance? Jurisdictionary
FixCreditBiz Repair banner
Your Own Credit Repair Business

Topic: Jokes
Section: Dial 911
Table of Contents to this Topic
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house," and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.   "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars  red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"  George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.
See Also:

Common Law Course photo
Washington portrait
Ben Franklin photos UBO package
GoTo Home Button GoTo Master index ButtonGoTo Whats New ButtonGoTo FAQ ButtonGoTo SVPForum Button GoTo Catalog ButtonGoTo SVPNotes Button
Delta Spectrum Research
Pond Science Institute
921 Santa Fe Avenue
La Junta, Colorado 81050
FAX 719-383-2920
Toll Free for Ordering 866-604-3463
Contact by email
DSR Logo graphic