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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Tenjooberrymuds Table of Contents to this Topic |
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In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language!Ê Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin.Ê Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye.Ê Roon sirbees...morrin!Ê Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh....Ê Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." RS: "Ow July den?" G: ".....What??" RS: "Ow July den?!?...Ê pryed, boyud, poochd?" G: "Oh, the eggs!Ê How do I like them?Ê Sorry..Ê scrambled, please." RS: "Ow July dee baykem?Ê Crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS: "Hokay.Ê An Sahn toes?" G: "What?" RS: "An toes.Ê July Sahn toes?" G: "I...Ê don't think so." RS: "No?Ê Judo wan sahn toes???" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes means." RS: "Toes!Ê Toes!.Why Joo don Juan toes?Ê Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" G: "Oh, English muffin!!!Ê I've got it!Ê You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bodder?" G: "No, just put the bodder on the side." RS: "Wad?!?" G: "I mean butter...Ê just put the butter on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Excuse me?" RS: "Copy...tea...meel?" G: "Yes.Ê Coffee, please...Ê and that's everything." RS: "One Minnie.Ê Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy...Ê rye??" G: "Whatever you say." RS: "Tenjooberrymuds." G: "You're welcome." |
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