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Topic: Jokes
Section: Boobs and Willies
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BOOBS AND WILLIES


A family is at the dinner table.



The son asks his father,

'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'


'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said:

'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes Through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, Mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'


'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'
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