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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Dial 911 Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, ÒIÕm on Sycamore Drive.Ó ÒHow do you spell that?Ó the operator asked. ÒS-i-c-kÉÓ the man began. ÒNo, s-i-c-aÉ..Ó no, s-i-k-aÉ. oh heck, let me drag him over to Lake street and IÕll call you back.Ó |
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