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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Brian and Amber Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Amber, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Amber, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Amber than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Amber and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Amber came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been una ble to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Ê ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ___________________________________________________________ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊDear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊLove, Brian ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ___________________________________________________________ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊSeveral days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ___________________________________________________________ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊDear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Amber, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Amber. But the fact remains that if Amber is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊLove, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER ......... |
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