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Topic: Jokes
Section: Weedeater
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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college,
and sign up for some classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes
down to the college and meets dean of Admissions, who signs him up for
the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a
weed eater?"
"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard,
I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
" And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to
find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand
and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed
eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
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