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Topic: Jokes Section: Man in Movie Theater Table of Contents to this Topic |
| You are blocking the way, sir, said the usher to a man sprawled in the aisle of a theater. ³Please get up.² The man didn¹t move or reply. The usher called the manager over, who said ³I must ask you to move.² Still the prone man didn't reply. So the manager called the police. ³Get up or I¹ll have to take you in,² the officer said. ³Where did you come from anyway?² The man stirred finally and said, ³the balcony." |
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