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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Man in Movie Theater Table of Contents to this Topic |
| You are blocking the way, sir, said the usher to a man sprawled in the aisle of a theater. ÒPlease get up.Ó The man didnÕt move or reply. The usher called the manager over, who said ÒI must ask you to move.Ó Still the prone man didn't reply. So the manager called the police. ÒGet up or IÕll have to take you in,Ó the officer said. ÒWhere did you come from anyway?Ó The man stirred finally and said, Òthe balcony." |
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