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Topic: Jokes
Section: Surgeon
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A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before.
The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed.
³I hurt,² the man said.
³You donıt know how it feels.²
³I know exactly how it feels,² the doctor said.
³I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. Thereıs no difference in our operations.²
³Oh yes there is,² said the patient.
³You had a different surgeon.²
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