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Topic: Jokes Section: Surgeon Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. ³I hurt,² the man said. ³You donıt know how it feels.² ³I know exactly how it feels,² the doctor said. ³I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. Thereıs no difference in our operations.² ³Oh yes there is,² said the patient. ³You had a different surgeon.² |
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