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Topic: Jokes
Section: Retired People
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What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well , for example, the other day Marilyn and I went into town and  went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When  we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went  up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called  him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Marilyn called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused  him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.    We try to  have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age...
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