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Topic: Jokes
Section: Cow Mechanic
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A manıs car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. ³Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,² said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.

³Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?² asked the farmer. ³Yes, yes,² the man replied.

³Oh! I would not listen to Bessie,² said the farmer. ³She does not know anything about cars.²
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