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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Cow Mechanic Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A manÕs car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. ÒYour trouble is probably in the carburetor,Ó said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story. ÒWas it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?Ó asked the farmer. ÒYes, yes,Ó the man replied. ÒOh! I would not listen to Bessie,Ó said the farmer. ÒShe does not know anything about cars.Ó |
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