Sympathetic Vibratory Physics -It's a Musical Universe!
GoTo Home Button GoTo Master index ButtonGoTo Whats New ButtonGoTo FAQ ButtonGoTo SVPForum Button GoTo Catalog ButtonGoTo SVPNotes Button
In court? Need assistance? Jurisdictionary
FixCreditBiz Repair banner
Your Own Credit Repair Business

Topic: Jokes
Section: In plain sight
Table of Contents to this Topic
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
 
 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

 "Don't move until I tell you," she said," pretend you're a statue."
 
 "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
 
 "Oh it's a statue," she replied," the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us too.  No more was said, not even when they went to bed. 
 
 Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
See Also:

Common Law Course photo
Washington portrait
Ben Franklin photos UBO package
GoTo Home Button GoTo Master index ButtonGoTo Whats New ButtonGoTo FAQ ButtonGoTo SVPForum Button GoTo Catalog ButtonGoTo SVPNotes Button
Delta Spectrum Research
Pond Science Institute
921 Santa Fe Avenue
La Junta, Colorado 81050
FAX 719-383-2920
Toll Free for Ordering 866-604-3463
Contact by email
DSR Logo graphic