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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: In plain sight Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heardÊher husband opening theÊfront door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in theÊcorner." Ê ÊShe rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted himÊwith talcum powder. Ê"Don't move until I tell you," she said," pretendÊyou're a statue." Ê Ê"What's this?" the husband inquired as he enteredÊthe room. Ê Ê"Oh it's a statue," she replied," the SmithsÊbought one and I liked it so IÊgot one for us too.Ê No more was said, not evenÊwhen they went to bed.Ê Ê ÊAround 2 AM the husband got up, went to theÊkitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "haveÊthis. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing." |
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