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Topic: Jokes
Section: HooHoo dilema
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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut from his HOOHOO.
According to the nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the wedding ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jellyÊto slip the ring on his HOOHOO while he was asleep. I don't know what'sÊworse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your HOOHOO or
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3) Finding out your HOOHOO fits through your wedding ring!!!!
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