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Topic: Jokes Section: Dial 911 Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A frantic woman had dialed 911. ³Police, fire, or ambulance?² asked the operator. ³I want a vet!² demanded the panic-stricken woman. ³A vet?² said the operator in surprise. ³What for?² ³To open by bulldog¹s jaws.² ³But why did you call 911?² ³There¹s a burglar in them.² |
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