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Section: Daily Fruit
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"What¹s this daily charge for fruit¹?" The hotel guess asked the manager. ³We didn¹t eat any.²
³But the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isn¹t our fault you didn¹t take advantage of it.²
³I see,² said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill.
³What are you doing²? Sputtered the manager.
³I¹m subtracting 50 dollars a day for you kissing my wife.²
³What? I didn¹t kiss your wife.²
³Ah,² replied the man, ³but she was there.²