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Topic: Jokes Section: Daily Fruit Table of Contents to this Topic |
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"What¹s this daily charge for Œfruit¹?" The hotel guess asked the manager. ³We didn¹t eat any.² ³But the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isn¹t our fault you didn¹t take advantage of it.² ³I see,² said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill. ³What are you doing²? Sputtered the manager. ³I¹m subtracting 50 dollars a day for you kissing my wife.² ³What? I didn¹t kiss your wife.² ³Ah,² replied the man, ³but she was there.² |
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