 |
       |
|
|
|
|
| Sacred Science |
|
| John Keely's Sacred Science |
|
Topic: Jokes Section: Doing the math Table of Contents to this Topic |
|
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from Vanderbilt University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my earrings.' |
| See Also: |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
