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Topic: Jokes
Section: Duck in a bar
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Duck in a Bar
A duck walks into a bar and asks: 'Got any Bread?'
Bartender says: 'No.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, we have no bread.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, we haven't got any bread!'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread,
and if you ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you
irritating bastard !'
Duck says: 'Got any nails?'
Bartender says: 'No'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?
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