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Topic: Jokes
Section: Change Course
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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: ³Change your course 10 degree east.²
The light signals back: ³Change yours, 10 degrees west.²
Angry, the captain sends: ³Iım a navy captain! Change your course, sir!²
³Iım a seaman, second class,² comes the reply. ³Change your course, sir.²
Now the captain is furious. ³Iım a battleship! Iım not changing course!²
There is one last reply. ³Iım a lighthouse. Your call.²
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