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Topic: Jokes
Section: The Half Wit
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The Half Wit    

    A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan. The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

    'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.   

    'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

   The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

   Then there's the half-wit.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'    

   'That's the guy I want to talk to .. the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
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