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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, ³Whatıs wrong?² The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, ³I married a beautiful woman two days ago. Sheıs a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.² The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, ³But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?² The old man looks at the bartender and says, ³I canıt remember where I live!² |
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