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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Driving Award Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,Ê "Is there a problem, Officer?"Ê "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"Ê The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"Ê At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" |
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