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Section: Wee Scottish Tale
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Wee Scottish Tale.
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's sheet an' pish!'
The man replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me.'
The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!