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Topic: Jokes
Section: Kids are Quick
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KIDS  ARE  QUICK...

TEACHER:     Mary, go to the map and find North America.

MARY:         Here it is.

TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered  America?

CLASS:      MARY 
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TEACHER:    Agnes, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

AGNES:       You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:    Rick, how do you spell "crocodile?"

RICK:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:   No, that's wrong 

RICK:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:   Roy, what is the chemical formula for water?

ROY:         H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

ROY:        Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER:       Bobby, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
BOBBY:      Me !
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TEACHER:    Steven, why do you always get so dirty?

STEVEN:      Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  _______________________________________

TEACHER:       Charles, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

CHARLES:        I is...

TEACHER:       No, Charles..... Always say, 'I am.' 

CHARLES:       All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    

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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, John, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

JOHN:        Because George still had the ax in his hand.   

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    TEACHER:    Now, Thomas, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

THOMAS:     No sir, I don't have to, my Mom's a good cook.

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    TEACHER:       Hannah , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister, Raven.   Did you copy hers? 

HANNAH:      No, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

JOHNNY:       A teacher
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