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KIDS ARE QUICK... TEACHER: Mary, go to the map and find North America. MARY: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: MARY ____________________________________ TEACHER: Agnes, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? AGNES: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Rick, how do you spell "crocodile?" RICK: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong RICK: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Roy, what is the chemical formula for water? ROY: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? ROY: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Bobby, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. BOBBY: Me ! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Steven, why do you always get so dirty? STEVEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Charles, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' CHARLES: I is... TEACHER: No, Charles..... Always say, 'I am.' CHARLES: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, John, do you know why his father didn't punish him? JOHN: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Thomas, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? THOMAS: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom's a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Hannah , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister, Raven. Did you copy hers? HANNAH: No, it's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? JOHNNY: A teacher |
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