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KIDS ARE QUICK...
TEACHER: Mary, go to the map and find North America.
MARY: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
TEACHER: Agnes, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
AGNES: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Rick, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
RICK: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Roy, what is the chemical formula for water?
ROY: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
ROY: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Bobby, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
BOBBY: Me !
TEACHER: Steven, why do you always get so dirty?
STEVEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________
TEACHER: Charles, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
CHARLES: I is...
TEACHER: No, Charles..... Always say, 'I am.'
CHARLES: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, John, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
JOHN: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Thomas, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
THOMAS: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom's a good cook.
TEACHER: Hannah , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister, Raven. Did you copy hers?
HANNAH: No, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
JOHNNY: A teacher