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John Keely's Sacred Science

Topic: Jokes
Section: Kids are Quick
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KIDSÊ AREÊ QUICK...

TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊ Mary, go to the map and find North America.

MARY:ÊÊÊ Ê Ê ÊHere it is.

TEACHER:ÊÊ Correct. Now class, who discovered ÊAmerica?

CLASS:ÊÊÊÊÊÊMARYÊ
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TEACHER:ÊÊÊ Agnes, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?Ê

AGNES:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊYou told me to do it without using tables.Ê
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TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊRick, how do you spell "crocodile?"

RICK:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:ÊÊ No, that's wrongÊ

RICK:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊMaybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:ÊÊ Roy, what is the chemical formula for water?

ROY: Ê Ê Ê Ê H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:ÊÊÊWhat are you talking about?

ROY:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊYesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê Bobby, name one important thing we have today that we didn'tÊhave 10 years ago.
BOBBY:ÊÊÊÊÊÊMe !
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TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊSteven, why do you always get so dirty?

STEVEN:ÊÊÊÊÊÊWell, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.Ê _______________________________________

TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê Charles, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

CHARLES:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ I is...

TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê No, Charles..... Always say, 'I am.'Ê

CHARLES:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊAll right... Ê'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'Ê ÊÊ

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TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊ George Washington not only chopped down his father'sÊcherry tree, but also admitted it.ÊÊNow, John, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

JOHN:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊBecause George still had the ax in his hand.ÊÊÊ

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Ê Ê TEACHER:ÊÊÊ Now, Thomas, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

THOMAS:ÊÊÊÊÊNo sir, I don't have to, my Mom's a good cook.

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Ê Ê TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê Hannah , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister, Raven. Ê Did you copy hers?Ê

HANNAH:ÊÊÊÊÊÊNo, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Ê Ê Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

JOHNNY: Ê Ê ÊÊA teacher
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