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Section: Fishing the Park Bench
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Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.
³Oh yes² he said. ³They re my friends.²
³In that case,² warned the officer, ³you¹d better get them out of here!²
³Yes, sir² the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.