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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Deep Snow Table of Contents to this Topic |
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During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. ÒThatÕs an outrageous price!Ó said a local farmer, Òbut I guess weÕre lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.Ó ÒWhyÕs that?Ó ÒBecause knowing the federal government, theyÕd decided to lower the highways.Ó |
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