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Topic: Jokes
Section: Bumper Stickers
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  "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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  Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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  If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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  Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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  The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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  I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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  So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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  Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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  If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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  Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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  Illiterate? Write For Help.
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  Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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  Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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  He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
  But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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  I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
  With An Unarmed Person.
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  You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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  I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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  Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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  (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
  If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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  Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
  Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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  Guys: No Shirt, No Service
  Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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  If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
  My Mailman Looks Like Jabba The Hut?
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  Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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  Boldly Going Nowhere.
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  Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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  Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
  For Eating His Animal Friends
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  Honk If You've Never Seen
  An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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