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Topic: Jokes
Section: Bar, getting revenge
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A man walked into a cafe,  went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked:
"How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
 
"A nickel," the barman replied. A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
 
 The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
 
 The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
 
 The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here." 
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